Randomness

Mom and I are going to Santa Fe tomorrow, which I am really excited about! Spa....food....shopping.....yes. It will be wonderful!
Stories to telll.........hmmm havent got really good about myself so I'll tell you some about someone else.
A friend of mine, married a few years, was tenderizing steaks with that mallot thing, whatever it is called. Him and his father-in-law were talking and going on, when he suddenly asks his f-n-l "So, do you beat your meat?" :D

Another story about the same person.
They were cooking hot dogs out, and he was manning the grill when the pastor walks up. My friend says to him, "Sorry, I'd shake your hand but I've got weenie juice all over them!"

Sorry -- slightly crude, but oh so funny :)


"Direct your eyes to the obvious truth. Puppy-dog lies will not sweeten the truth. You whisper and scream but you can't refute. It's absolute."
Sounds negative....but sometimes you gotta face it like it is. Sometimes sugaring things over in you mind seems easier, but in the end it'll hurt longer if you do!
Sometimes the way things seem are really the way they are.
A good example is of when a boy loses interest in a girl, and what the girl goes through. She will play mind games with herself, extending the agony -- but while simply hoping.
So girls, sometimes better to just see the truth.


Other than that, I've been countin by 5's and savin lives.